What movies have not aged well?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What's your wildest & weirdest fantasy?

Live and Let Die

Goldfinger

You Only Live Twice

What seemingly minor decision or moment in your past ended up having a massive impact on your entire life trajectory?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

I can not sleep. what is the problem?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Ah so!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

What are your thoughts on RM's new album "Right Place, Wrong Person"?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why are white men so obsessed with Asian women? I'm friends with people from all different backgrounds but I never see my other non-white male friends obsess over or talk about Asian women like I've seen the white ones do.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

A View to a Kill

Moonraker

Its year 2041, and president Hunter Biden has ordered every republican who sweared at him to be arrested and shot. I am on my way to the death row listening to the cheer of the Liberal mob chanting death death death. How can I escape?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why did you put a guy’s dick in your mouth the first time?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why are Indians so influenced by the Western culture, when the Indian tradition has so much to give?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Octopussy

In what ways does Islam oppress women?

-J W Pepper

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

How do I overcome attachment issues?

Dr No

From Russia With Love

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why do I sweat between my legs all the time, top off my legs, all way down?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III