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08.06.2025 00:02
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Why does my vagina and around my butthole itch? I don't have weird discharge and I'm still a virgin.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Are there any nude pictures of women with big tits?
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
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No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
Have you ever accidentally seen your mother-in-law doing something that was private to her?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why are people of mixed race seen as more attractive than non-mixed-race people?
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
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Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
Has your wife made you a cuckold?
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
If sea levels were rising, wouldn't the acreage of coastal salt marshes increase? Are they?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.